I cracked open an Allen & Ginter pack that felt different—thicker, heavier, that “oh man, this might be a relic” kind of different. My brain immediately went into highlight-reel mode. Was this my big hit? A bat piece? A jersey swatch? Nope. Target had other plans. Turns out the mystery “relic” was just a security tag doing its job. No autograph, no memorabilia—just a humbling reminder that not every thick card is a hit, and sometimes the real pull is a good laugh.
